A white van for a mechanical pencil addict

[drifand]

Let’s say, if someone were attempting to abduct you. What would they put on the van to absolutely draw you in?

[Knockologist]

“There’s more to life than the rOtring 600. Jump in if you agree!”

[River]

Just a bus with “Next Stop: Mechanical Pencil Convention” would probably do it.

[Knockologist]

“Wanna rob Pearson?”

[Knockologist]

“Wanna drop 45 crates of 0.9mm lead in his driveway?”

[Knockologist]

Shotgun!

[drifand]

Here’s one way…

[River]

“Petition for cheaper 0.3mm lead!”

[Ok-Satisfaction3135]

all .4 mm models ever produced will be sold at list price.

Or

All vintage Staedtler models available at list price, I’ll jump in.

[Knockologist]

Man. You really went all in on that one.

I’m so kidnapped. Bye fam

[drifand]

Pearson’s Travelling Toolbox™
$5 ADMITS ONE

[River]

Walk in with pockets empty, walk out with pockets mysteriously full…

[nimrodd]

Got me too.

[dry]

I have nothing to add after Drifand’s post.

[pearsonified]

Already ordered my Ford Econoline Van

[hkpen]

I spotted a white Pentel truck last month in Hong Kong.

Now imagine a red-and-white Santa Claus coming down from a red-and-white Pentel truck. He gives you a red-and-white Pentel sock with a red technoclic inside.

: “There are some more new old stock in the truck, wanna take some?”

Yeah, please kidnap me in this way.

[drifand]

Wowwwweee!!!

[curiouserazor]

goes to japanese pencil auction